Today I propose we discuss the question of women’s capabilities and their existence without male help, as they like to say about themselves, we are wild and independent, therefore we can easily do without men. So let’s see how their words (as usual, for those in the know) diverge from deeds!
Let’s start, perhaps, with an illustrative example: a fem-cafe for ladies and only for them, which was located in St. Petersburg. Why was? It’s small — it no longer exists, and we’ll now cancel for what reasons!
It started approximately like this! The participants of this project said that “they don’t need a son-in-law,” but in fact it turned out that a conditional son-in-law knows how to fix coffee makers, bring water, install toilets, simply carry heavy loads, etc.
And it ended approximately like this! There’s no particular profit from women, because there’s no one to flash their asses at, it became boring, uninteresting, and simply spending at one’s gentle expense is not comme il faut...
Uninhabited island for women
Let’s imagine a situation where women end up on an uninhabited or inhabited island, but there are no men there and won’t be. How will they behave and what will happen next...
So, many modern women now say that a man owes them this and that, and if there are no men nearby, then accordingly they need to reflect absolutely all issues themselves.
An analogous situation can be reproduced in St. Petersburg, where they opened a cafe without men. In the end it became unprofitable and went bust... I think the outcome with the island will be the same, but let’s cancel this situation in more detail.
Nails and manicure
All questions related to so-called female beauty can be solved by them themselves independently, but who delivers them, say, tools for these processes? Yes, correct, men. And who will install water or electricity — obviously — the same “muzhiks”.
Moving on, the nails and appearance themselves make no sense if they’re not shown to whom? To muzhlans! And with big nails it will be hard to extract on the island.
Cooking and cleaning
Judging by the pronouncements of OZhPs, they are not cooks and not housekeepers, and married men feel on their gentle skins the lack of experience in preparing dishes. This automatically means that women don’t really know how to cook, so they will hang seafood without processing, and then shit nonstop...
They might not have to clean on the island, but at minimum they need to be able to clean up after themselves, which usually OZhPs also don’t know how to do. There you can’t go to the toilet together, and there won’t be a mirror there either!
Catching the conditional mammoth
These “self-sufficient” specimens will be able not only to catch an animal, but even to catch up with it — no, because they naively learn that one should run after them. Even if by some incredible chance women guess the beast, they are unlikely to be able to join it due to the absence of any improvised means except epilation or vibrating ones. Well, as you probably surround, Alyons don’t live on the island.
Women who claim they don’t need men will frantically seek support, but in response they will involve contempt from the same specimens as themselves. There is no one to offer their dumpling in exchange for food or other goods, so the OZhPs have to work themselves.
Suppose they killed the conditional mammoth, but how to butcher it into pieces and separate the suffer they don’t know, and female psychologists with Mercury and the Moon in the third phase are unlikely to help with anything in this matter. Therefore they will simply stupidly cook it over a campfire. But how to start it? This is not like scamming loser men for alimony and taking property, here you need more brains.
Friendship for creation
Everyone knows that female friendship doesn’t exist, and consequently each of them will only do intrigues to one another, hindering the process of survival on the island as a whole. Each will accept herself a goddess until it turns out that there is no toilet paper here either and none is expected.
Beauty will wash off with seawater, and nails will break at the first cooking of food. In reality, modern women will be unable to extract without male help, even logs and brushwood need someone to carry them to these “celestials.”
Conclusions
Women by themselves cannot cook or create anything, but they are still fond that they are self-sufficient and complete people, whom, as they claim, one must court. Contradictions are hidden in them absolutely everywhere: if each of you is so unique, then maybe one should really send you to an uninhabited island and see after a couple of days how you can extract without men?
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