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14 people who made a huge mistake, asking for help

14 людей

Today we talk about the so-called professionals and “Photoshop guru”. Many people are turning for help to the specialists in Adobe Photoshop for a number of reasons, and, as a rule, expect to see the elimination of problems that are somehow connected with their pictures. However, following the material people asked James Friedman to fix and properly adjust their photos, and got in the end is not what you expected (quite the opposite queries). Let’s analyze this action from the “guru”…

James Friedman is one of the most famous Photoshop “trolls” on the Internet, is a great master in the degree of distortion of information. Rest assured that no matter how specific your request to him, he will see to it exactly how it is written and try to make you regret that you even wrote this request. He looks like a Genie from a lamp, which literally grants wishes (just like in the movie “Wishmaster” – Wishmaster, 1997).

Photo #1
Client: It feels uncomfortable. Can make him feel comfortable?
Photoshop master: Without a doubt

Photo #2
Customer: Hi, James! Can make was not like what I came up with the leg?
Photoshop master: of Course.

Photo #3
Customer: Hi, James! Can make I looked at the girl with the white hair?
Photoshop master: of Course.

Photo #4
Client: Can you make the guy in the striped shirt wouldn’t look me in the back? I’m the father.
Photoshop master: of Course.

Photo #5
Client: Please, make me higher than the father.
Photoshop master: of Course.

Photo #6
Customer: Hi, James! Want to send this photo to instagram, but it is not visible priests, can add it?
Photoshop master: of Course.

Photo #7
Customer: Hi, James! If you don’t mind doing so that I was not alone?
Photoshop master: of Course.

Note: the song Michael Jackson – You Are Not Alone (on the frame)


To be continued…